There’s been a significant development in the bathroom industry, particularly in Jacksonville, where news about the Jaguars’ new practice facility has emerged.
The facility boasts “the most advanced urinals in all of professional sports,” as expertly reported by Hanson. These state-of-the-art urinals are equipped with sensors that can measure players’ hydration levels.
NFL Redzone’s Scott Hansen previews the urinals below:
Jags new Practice Facility “facilities” are *next level* …
(& I know a thing or 2 about bathroom breaks) pic.twitter.com/trPukYnaiq
— Scott Hanson (@ScottHanson) August 7, 2023
Some perceive this development as unnecessary, while others argue that it is wholly redundant. It can be entertaining to witness extravagant spending on trivial matters, which harms no one and provides amusement, until the inevitable happens and the data is leaked online.
While achieving the optimal level of hydration is undoubtedly a scientific endeavor, it’s worth noting that humans have had an effective tool for assessing their hydration status for ages – their eyes.
The Jaguars might not be aware, but a simple glance at the color of one’s urine can provide valuable insights.
Dark urine signals the need for more water intake, while clear urine indicates satisfactory hydration.
What a time to be alive.
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