Moriah Mills won’t stop tweeting about Zion Williamson and it seems to be paying off.
Now, it may really pay off.
According to BSO, CamSoda, an adult website, has offered Mills $500,000 to do play-by-play of Pelicans games. Take a look:
Dear Ms. Moriah Mills,
I’ve followed your Twitter tirade claiming you had recent se*xual relations with basketball New Orleans Pelicans player Zion Williamson. Given your acclaimed adult entertainment career, I wanted to reach out and extend you an offer on behalf of CamSoda, a leading adult entertainment webcam site.
I’d love for you to serve as CamSoda’s in-house play-by-play announcer for all Pelicans games for this upcoming season.
You know ball(s). You know what it’s like to bang down low, penetrate up the middle, and take it to the hole. Not only can you provide colorful commentary about the game, but you can share more details about your encounters with Zion. I think your unique perspective would be welcome by basketball fans. And remember, clothing is optional on CamSoda.
In return for serving as CamSoda’s resident play-by-play announcer for all Pelicans games, we’d be willing to compensate you up to $500,000 for your commentary and some other live show goodies.
Please take some time to consider my offer and get back to me at your earliest convenience.
Vice President, CamSoda
This offer may simply be too good to pass up for Moriah Mills.