For over a decade, Jameis Winston has quietly held the title of the funniest man in football. Early in his career, his humor was overshadowed by media coverage focused more on his on-field play and off-field controversies during his time at Florida State. But since joining the NFL, Winston’s larger-than-life personality has had the chance to truly shine, with fans now getting to experience his hilarious antics firsthand.
If anyone needed a reminder of how funny he is, his latest viral fast food ranking video on TikTok serves as a perfect example.
Known as @Jaboowins on TikTok, Jameis Winston recently jumped on the trending “blind ranking” challenge, a popular format on social media where participants rank items without knowing what’s coming next. In this instance, Winston was tasked with ranking fast food chains, but the catch is that he had to assign a place from 1 to 10 on the spot, without knowing which restaurants were still to come.
The video kicks off with McDonald’s as the first option to rank—a tricky situation since McDonald’s is iconic but not knowing what comes next makes it hard to place. Rank it too low, and you might end up putting a lesser chain, like Blimpie, above it. Rank it too high, and you could run into fast food heavyweights like Chick-fil-A or In-N-Out, forcing you to place McDonald’s ahead of them. Winston’s spontaneous reactions and thought process throughout the video are what make it so entertaining.
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One of the standout moments in the video is Winston’s hilarious mispronunciation of Chipotle. Rather than adding an extra “L” like some might do, Winston decided to drop it altogether, confidently calling it “Chi-Poh-Tay.” His Alabama roots show through in this delightful moment, reminding fans of his down-to-earth charm. It’s a classic Winston move—turning something as simple as pronouncing a restaurant name into comedy gold.
But the real gem comes when Winston compares Chipotle to McDonald’s, claiming that Chipotle is “like the healthy McDonald’s.” This statement left everyone wondering what exactly Winston orders at both places to make such a comparison. The thought of him getting a Big Mac and a Chipotle bowl in the same vein is enough to make anyone laugh.
As for the rankings themselves, Winston somehow managed to pull off a surprisingly solid list despite the unpredictable nature of the challenge:
- Chick-fil-A
- McDonald’s
- Dunkin’ Donuts
- Chipotle
- Krispy Kreme
- Papa John’s
- Pizza Hut
- Subway
- Arby’s
- Panda Express
Of course, no ranking is perfect, and fans were quick to nitpick some of Winston’s choices. Krispy Kreme, for example, might have been a giant in its heyday, but many believe it has fallen off in recent years. Dunkin’ Donuts, while beloved in the Northeast, tends to be divisive. Winston’s placement of Subway at 8th also raised some eyebrows, as many would argue it belongs in the 10th spot, at best. And while Arby’s curly fries are a fan favorite, could they really outrank Panda Express in terms of overall quality?
Perhaps the most intriguing part of Winston’s rankings is his continued insistence that Chipotle and McDonald’s are somehow comparable. Everyone is dying to know what combination of items Winston is ordering that makes him feel the two fast food giants are cut from the same cloth. Is there a secret crossover item we don’t know about?
Winston’s ability to bring humor to something as simple as fast food rankings only reinforces why he’s become such a beloved figure in the NFL. Beyond his strong arm and ability to make plays on the field, it’s his easygoing, relatable personality that wins fans over.
Whether he’s mispronouncing restaurant names, cracking jokes about food, or just being himself, Jameis Winston continues to remind everyone that he’s not only one of the funniest guys in football but also a breath of fresh air in the sometimes serious world of professional sports.
His fast food rankings are just the latest chapter in his ongoing saga of lighthearted fun, and as always, fans can’t wait to see what he’ll come up with next.
