It’s truly unbelievable.
Once again, Michigan staffer Connor Stalions finds himself in the headlines for all the wrong reasons.
According to MGoBlog, Stalions went to great lengths to infiltrate the Central Michigan coaching staff, posing as one of their coaches to gain access to their football program.
As MGoBlog put it, “Yes, this is Stalions. No, Michigan didn’t know, and no, CMU didn’t know. This guy managed to secure a sideline pass, donned full CMU coaching attire, and sneaked into the highly restricted area.”
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Although this report hasn’t been officially confirmed, the reactions on social media to Stalions’ elaborate disguise have been rather comical.
Steven Godfrey quipped, “Of course, Michigan had no idea. It’s not like he wouldn’t rush back immediately to report his latest stunt to Michigan staffers, further cementing his status within the cult.”
One person couldn’t help but comment, “Connor Stalions being an absolute eccentric is the best news for Michigan.”
Another individual humorously remarked, “Laugh out loud, this can’t possibly be the incident that brings Harbaugh down. It’s far too ludicrous to warrant serious consequences for anyone other than someone akin to Jason Bourne.”
Just last week, ESPN revealed that Stalions had purchased tickets to over 30 games at 11 different Big Ten schools in the past three years. Additionally, Richard Johnson of Sports Illustrated reported that Stalions possesses a “Michigan manifesto” outlining his plans for the Wolverines.
At this point, it wouldn’t even be surprising if Stalions attempted to disguise himself as a coach for yet another team.
What a chaotic situation.
