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Rumor: Dustin Johnson Hurt Himself Having Sex with Paulina Gretzky

Speculation has arisen that Dustin Johnson may have injured himself due to bedroom activities with his wife, Paulina Gretzky. After missing the Saudi International tournament earlier this year with an injury, Johnson was asked about the cause.

He reportedly smiled, contained himself, and responded with a vague answer about hurting his back while lifting a bigger kid. It seems unlikely that such an injury could be caused by lifting a child, leading many to believe that the real culprit is his attractive and desirable wife.

While this may be a source of embarrassment for some, it is understandable and likely to be forgiven by many. Regardless, it is hoped that Johnson has made a full recovery and can continue performing well both on and off the golf course.

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